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| User: | fya85 (1321752) Maia's Rant
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| Name: | Maia | |||||
| Location: | New Jersey, United States | |||||
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| Bio: | This morning I got kidnapped By three masked men. They stopped me on the sidewalk, And offered me some candy, And when I wouldn't take it They grabbed me by the collar, And pinned my arms behind me, And shoved me in the backseat Of this big black limousine and Tied my hands behind my back With sharp and rusty wire. Then they put a blindfold on me So I couldn't see where they took me, And plugged up my ears with cotton So I couldn't hear their voices. And drove for 20 miles or At least for 20 minutes, and then Dragged me from the car down to Some cold and moldy basement, Where they stuck me in a corner And went off to get the ransom Leaving one of them to guard me With a shotgunpointed at me, Tied up sitting on a stool... ... ... ... THAT'S WHY I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL! -Shel Silverstein | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 9: bored2bpsycho, ellway, existathumb, finimondo, monday_morning, nevets2986, punchdrunkkids, scatteredlogic, synth242 | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
